Humour

What does a spy do when he is cold?

Time flies like an arrow

The butcher backed into the meat grinder

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.

Kevin walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had.

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.

A boy is found fishing in a nature preserve by a police officer.

A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre

The other day I held the door open for a clown.

A man and his wife were having some problems and giving each other the silent treatment.