My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo,
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Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off?
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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
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I tried to catch fog yesterday
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Why did the cow jump over the moon?
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How does an octopus go into battle?
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What did the left eye say to the right eye?
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Why do oranges wear sunscreen?
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What did one plate say to the other plate?
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What is faster, hot or cold?