Humour

After leaving the navy, a man applied for a job as a fork-lift driver in a soft drink factory.

What kind of car does an egg drive?

Why was the robot so tired after his road trip?

What do you get from a pampered cow?

What do scholars eat when they’re hungry?

Why don’t lobsters like to share?

How did the barber win the race?

Why was the maths book sad?

How do baseball players stay cool?

Did you hear about the monster with five legs?