Humour

I invented a new word.

Did you hear about the new squirrel diet?

I finally decided to sell my vacuum cleaner.

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What’s the difference between a broken clock and the weatherman?

What’s the difference between ice cream and your advice?

Love is like one long, sweet dream.

An old woman is sitting at a bar

I can always tell when someone is lying

Knock, knock!Who’s there?