Humour

It was the doctor's last patient consultation of Christmas Eve. A mother came in with her young daughter and asked if he would examine her because she had been showing some strange symptoms.

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?"

A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules.

Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach.

A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As he sat down, he knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow.

While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders.

One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including a young girl.

Even with a thousand games, dolls and crafts to choose from, my customer at the toy store still couldn't find a thing for her grandson.

Three men arrived at a hotel to find that they were all booked up and only had a single room left with a single bed.

A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the ...