Joke: One for the money

An 84-year-old woman had just remarried for the fourth time, a reporter from the local news came to her house to interview her.

He asked what were the careers of all these husbands, she replied in my 20’s I married a banker, in my 40’s a circus performer, in my 60’s a preacher, and now a funeral director.

The reporter was so amazed he asked her how come men from such diverse careers. With a twinkle in her eye, she replied a one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, & four to go go go.