Humour

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?"

A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules.

Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach.

A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As he sat down, he knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow.

One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including a young girl.

While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders.

Even with a thousand games, dolls and crafts to choose from, my customer at the toy store still couldn't find a thing for her grandson.

Three men arrived at a hotel to find that they were all booked up and only had a single room left with a single bed.

A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the ...

The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.