Try some of these simple jokes on the little trick or treaters at your door today today…
Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi.
Q: How did the ghost go on vacation?
A: By scareplane!
Q: What is a vampire’s favourite fruit?
A: A nectarine!
Q: What kind of dessert does a ghost like?
A: I scream!
Q: What does a witch use to keep her hair up?
A: Scarespray!
Q: What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?
A: Spelling.
Q: What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?
A: “Trike or Treat”?
Q: What do ghosts eat for supper?
A: Spooketi
Q: What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
A: Shamboo!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Judy - 9 years ago
Thank goodness this year we only had one group of kids knocking at the door. I personally don’t believe in it and one does have to wonder why we have to copy other countries and why would anyone want to celebrate ghosts and spirits in the first place??? When most don’t even believe…