Humour

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool?

A blonde in a shoe store is dissatisfied with all of the shoes

Last night I played Poker with Tarot cards

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

A man walks into a bar...

What's the difference between a lobster

People tell me I'm condescending.

Dad is listening to his daughter say her prayers

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch

A wife calls her husband and says, "Be careful driving home