Humour

Why are ghosts the most popular guests at a party?

I got a horse and named him Mayo

There were two twin boys, John and Stephen.

My uncle bought a dairy cow

A family took their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home

Long haired son wants to get a car.

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything.

I don’t always roll a joint

A woman walks by a pet store on her way to work

Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful