Humour

What's black, white, black, white, black, white and finally blue?

How do you get an 80 year old woman to swear out loud?

The inventor of intermittent windshield wipers died recently.

A new recruit joins a pirate ship.

I asked the librarian where the books about paranoia are.

An old woman had two chickens.

Why did the old man fall down the well?

A murderer was secured to the electric chair, about to be executed.

An old man and a 20 year old are paired together at a golf tournament.

When you are dissatisfied and want to go back to youth