Joke of the Day

A man was flying from Seattle to San Francisco when the plane was unexpectedly diverted to Sacramento. The flight attendant explained there would be a short delay, and passengers could disembark while the plane refuelled. They would reboard in 50 minutes.

Everyone got off the plane—except for one woman, who was blind. The man had noticed her earlier, sitting with her Seeing Eye dog lying quietly under the seat in front of her.

He realised she must be a regular on this route when the pilot approached and said, “Kathy, we’re in Sacramento for about an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?”

She replied, “No thanks, but maybe Buddy would like to stretch his legs.”

So the pilot disembarked with the Seeing Eye dog, aviator sunglasses on—and immediately noticed people in the terminal staring and starting to panic…

They weren’t just trying to change flights—they were trying to change airlines!