Humour

“I had a big fight with my husband, I'm coming to live with you."

Patient: Doctor help me please, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get this intense stinging in my eye

We have a strange custom in our office. The food has names.

Need cheering up?

Customer in a Boutique; "Could I try the dress in the shop window, please?"

I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday.

A man noticed his credit card had been stolen but he never reported it.

A wife complains to her husband;  “Just look at that couple down the road"

Bill and Bob were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A fellow’s wife went missing. He and his wife had had a big public fight