Joke of the Day

My daughter rang me, furious. “Mum, I followed your lasagne recipe exactly and it turned out NOTHING like yours.”

So I asked, “Did you use the same ingredients?”

“Yes.”

“Same timing?”

“Yes.”

“Did you shout at the oven halfway through and threaten to throw the whole thing in the bin?”

“…No.”

“Well, there’s your problem. Cooking is 40% ingredients, 60% theatrics.”