Humour

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital.

Have you heard the one about the two silkworms who got into a race?

I was recently fired from my job.

Guy walks into a doctor’s office with a banana up his nose.

Some lady at the airport fainted on the baggage carousel

Two men take their sandwiches up a hill to eat

Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day

Yeah, so I was married for 15 years...

Why was the snowman digging through a pile of carrots?