Humour

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles!

Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them!

Where do you go to brush your teeth? Invergargle!

What do you get when you cross a unicycle with a cob of corn? A unicorn…

Where do you weigh a whale? In a whale weigh station!

Why is a police officer the strongest person in the world? Because he can hold up ...

There were two guys working for the city. One would dig a hole – he would ...

A fit young man on a construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in ...

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing.