Humour

Why did the restaurant hire a pig?

Why won’t swords ever become obsolete?

What happens when frogs park illegally?

How do you make a water bed bouncier?

What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

What do you call a beehive without an exit?

Why is it cheap to throw a party at a haunted house?

What does a baby computer call his father?

Why couldn’t the couple get married at the library?

Why do pancakes always win at baseball?