Humour

What does a pig put on dry skin?

My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

What goes through towns, up hills and down hills, but never moves?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Why did the nurse need a red pen at work?

Why don’t we see elephants hiding in trees?

Did you hear the one about the roof?

Where do young trees go to learn?