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One day after the service a little boy approached the parish priest with a question...

Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach.

A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As he sat down, he knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow.

At the age of 92, Ynys Fraser got to wondering how many others of her age were still around in the Rotorua district. She advertised, inviting the over-90s to join her at a celebration that she organised. Fifty-three responded; 49 attended.

It was the doctor's last patient consultation of Christmas Eve. A mother came in with her young daughter and asked if he would examine her because she had been showing some strange symptoms.

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?"

A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules.

One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including a young girl.

While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders.

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