Humour

What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

Why did the cross eyed teacher loose her job?

What washes up on very small beaches?

Why should you take a pencil to bed?

Why did the robber take a bath?

Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalised?

Now I’ve become a senior, everything’s starting to click for me

I called the incontinence hotline.

Why did the coffee file a police report?

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher.