Humour

I just bought a blank thesaurus...

Why are birds great improvisers?

Why is nostalgia like a grammar lesson?

Why do farmers make the best rappers?

What makes Switzerland so great?

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Why was the origami master terrible at poker?

Why did the cactus cross the road?

Why does the sun have such a high IQ?

Why is Spider-Man a bad boyfriend?