Humour

Dentist : “You need a crown“

A man asks his iPhone “Siri, why am I still single?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Whats the difference between spinach and boogies?

Submarine racing...

A man is talking to God. “God, how long is a million years?”

A teddy bear is working on a building site.

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages

A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo, stopped by one of the cages.

A Lexus mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a LS460 when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.