Humour

What do you call a fake noodle?

Why was the cat upset?

Why was there no seafood on the menu?

Why is ground beef so popular?

Why can’t T-Rex’s clap their hands?

Why did the paper get fired?

Why did the sausage get fired?

Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock?

Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

Why did John go to bed with music on?