Humour

An elderly lady called the hospital to ask about a patient who was being cared for.

An elderly gentleman had been experiencing serious hearing problems for a number of years.

A big corporation recently hired several cannibals in the interest of cultural diversity.

Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes.

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea.

You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51"?

I was cleaning out my wife's grandpa's cellar and found 12 bottles of his home-bottled grape wine under the steps...

During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level. He asked my to describe a typical day.

A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit.

Joe passed away. His will provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Helen, turned to her oldest friend.