Humour

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

A guest is ordering a meal at a restaurant;

What’s a queen without her king?

When life gives you lemons

There are two theories to arguing with women.

There's no reason to tailgate me when I'm doing 50 in a 35.

Instead of 'single' as a marital status

Just burned 2,000 calories.

My boss said I intimidate my co-workers.

Right before I die, I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels