Humour

George was going to bed when his wife told him he'd left the light on in the shed.

An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office.

What not to say when you get pulled over:

I never do the same mistake twice

I went to see the doctor about my short-term memory problems

What do you call the soft tissue between a shark’s teeth?

Need cheering up?

What do you get when you wake up on a workday and realise you ran out of coffee?

A dung beetle goes into a bar and asks,

Dentist: "You’ll need a crown"