Humour

Why did the coffee file a police report?

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher.

An older, tired-looking Dalmatian dog wandered into my yard the other day.

A principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the older girls starting to use lipstick.

There were four teenagers who played hooky one morning.

The warden catches Frankie leaving the vicinity of the reservoir with a bucket of fish.

A fellow walked into a bank in New York City asking for a loan for $4000 dollars.

The city miser was on his death bed, as his last request he asked to be alone with his lawyer, doctor, and priest.

Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to the local police station.

Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference.