Humour

What kind of button won’t unbutton?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Did you hear about the two bed bugs who met in the mattress?

What kind of crackers do firemen like with their soup?

The banana cake I was making was in the oven when my 16-year-old came into the kitchen where the family had gathered.

The General Managers of Tui, DB, Macs, Monteiths & Speights were at a National Beer Conference when they all went to lunch.

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down the main street.