Humour

Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother's house.

As a bagpiper, I play many gigs....

There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical

A homeless man comes up to the front door of a neat looking farmhouse

What kind of key opens a banana?

Why do the birds fly south for the winter?

What do you call a South American girl who is always in a hurry?

Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?

What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?