Humour

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Noah. 

What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree?

Wife: I regret getting you that blender for Christmas.

I bought my son a fridge for Christmas.

Who does Santa call when his sleigh breaks down?

Why did the red-nosed reindeer help the old lady cross the road?

Last Christmas I bought my friend a lie detector as a gift.

Yesterday I couldn’t figure out whether someone was waving at me or the person behind me.

A guy walks into a doctor's office

I couldn’t figure out whether someone was waving at me