Humour

Einstein had recently developed his theory of relativity

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store.

Two salesmen were going door to door

On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher.

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table.

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat

I felt like my body had gotten totally out of shape

A pirate walked into a bar

A man who was having heart trouble went to the doctor