Humour

I told my mate I was getting hearing aids.

Donald Trump said he might move to New Zealand.

Anzac Day isn’t about glorifying war

I do all my cardio at the mall...

I signed up for an exercise class

Doctor: “You should do some exercises every day.”

Why can't a rabbit's nose be 12 inches long? 

What do you call a bunny with fleas? 

What do you call naughty Easter eggs? 

364 days of the year: Do NOT eat anything you find on the ground.