Humour

Why did the chicken cross the road?

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich.

I was at an ATM and this lady asked me to help check her balance.

For a high school dance, the head boy asked out the girl he liked.

A beautiful woman has a severe accident

In surgery for a heart attack, a middle-aged woman has a vision of God

What has four wheels and flies?

I went to the aquarium last weekend, didn’t stay long.

I can always tell when someone is lying.

I used to be afraid of speed bumps.