Humour

A fellow walked into a bank in New York City asking for a loan for $4000 dollars.

The city miser was on his death bed, as his last request he asked to be alone with his lawyer, doctor, and priest.

Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to the local police station.

Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference.

Two men, Jim and John, were walking their dogs when they passed by a restaurant.

One day a policeman stopped a motorist who had just gone through a four-way stop sign.

A bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashier and was down to two final applicants -- one of which would get the job.

There was a teenage boy who worked in the produce section of the local market.

A customer was continually bothering the waiter in a restaurant.

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall.