Humour

A woman was taking an afternoon nap.

A man went to his lawyer and told him

An old man is met by his attorney, and is told he is going to be audited.

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident.

My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god.

Instead of "the John," I call my toilet "the Jim."

In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples

Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats

A child asked his Dad, "How were people born?"

My wife and I were in town shopping