A married couple have been stranded on a deserted island for many years. One day another man washes up on shore.
Humour
The Old Rooster
Farmer Brown goes out one bay and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken.
Dust to Dust
One day after the service a little boy approached the parish priest with a question...
Cross-Eyed Dog
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?"
Ground Rules
A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules.
Dumber By the Minute
Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach.
Efficient Waiters
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As he sat down, he knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow.
Strange Illness
It was the doctor's last patient consultation of Christmas Eve. A mother came in with her young daughter and asked if he would examine her because she had been showing some strange symptoms.
Free Oranges
One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including a young girl.
Across the Border
While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders.