Humour

A blonde goes to an international message centre and says to the man behind the counter. "Hello, I'd like to send a message to my Mum back home. How much will it cost?"

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch.

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood.

Barbara Walters, formerly of 20/20, did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands.

A broccoli, a walnut and a mushroom had a night of bragging games.

An 18 year old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit.

Two guys, one old bloke and one young, are pushing their carts around the supermarket when they collide.

It's amazing what a little pill can do...

The Department of Labour claimed a South Canterbury farmer was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.

"Don't laugh!" said the patient, Ed. "Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional."