Humour

An American was on a train going across England and walked through the train looking for a seat.

During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was that defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School.

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A priest, a doctor, and an Australian were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.

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I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting into heaven.

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me.

After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test on the National Health Service, a friend of mine decided to have his next test carried out while visiting in Thailand.

A while back, when I was considerably younger, I picked up a lovely date at her parents' home.