Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.
Humour
Cheap Drinks
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer.
Cinderella at 75
Cinderella is now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead Prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship.
My Pilot Light Is Out
A poem for the men.
Drunk Driver
A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.
Drums OK
An anthropologist decides to investigate the natives of a far-flung tropical island.
Chemistry Set
A father came home and asked where his son was. His wife replied that he was downstairs playing with his new chemistry set.
Gossip Monger
"Hey, Mum," asked Johnny "Can you give me twenty dollars?"
Human Resource Lingo
What it really means...
The Proctologist
A proctologist walked into a bank.