Humour

Why should you never buy Velcro?

Why did the astronaut leave his wife?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Why was the king only 12 inches tall?

Why did the computer cross the road?

Why don’t people eat clocks?

Why are spiders so smart?

Why was the broom late for the meeting?

Why did the scarecrow go back to school?

What do you call a burp at the opera?