Humour

What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and poorly dressed one on a bicycle?

Why did the old man fall into the well?

I don't trust Elevators.

Do you know what the opposite of lady fingers is?

Two fish are in a tank.

What do you call a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? ‎

I went to the coffee shop the other day

A farmer looks up and sees his prized sheepdog running toward him.

Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?

What did Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack?