Humour

When I asked the glazier how much the new window was,

When it comes to plumbing, there are no doubts...

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a dog?

Why do scissors always win a race?

What do you call a part-time band leader?

I sympathise with batteries,

I didn't mean to push all your buttons,

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

I just dropped a copy of “A Christmas Carol” on my foot.

Why did the M&M  go to school?