Humour

When is a door not a door?

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve.

My New Year's resolution was to read more...

I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year ...

Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?

What do you call an angry carrot?

What does the dentist of the year get?

Why is grass so dangerous?

Knock, knock! Who’s there? 

What’s the absolute best Christmas present?