Humour

How much money does a pirate pay for corn?

What does a pickle say when he wants to play cards?

What did the fish say when it swam into the brick wall?

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Why do oranges wear sunscreen?

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Which is faster, hot or cold?

What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?

Why did the candle quit his job?

Why do cows have bells?