Humour

Why couldn’t the couple get married at the library?

Why do pancakes always win at baseball?

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer?

Which school subject was the witch’s favourite?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

How does a duck buy lipstick?

Why can’t you trust duck doctors?

How do you get a country girl’s attention?

How do snails fight?