Humour

There's no reason to tailgate me when I'm doing 50 in a 35.

Instead of 'single' as a marital status

Just burned 2,000 calories.

My boss said I intimidate my co-workers.

Right before I die, I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels

What did the man say to the wall?

What did Winnie The Pooh say to his agent?

Why is a baseball team similar to a muffin?

How do you communicate with a fish?

Why is Basketball such a messy sport?