Humour

Why did the lions move at the end of summer?

How are you supposed to talk in the apple library?

Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel Prize?

When do bed bugs fall in love?

What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel?

What did the light bulb say to the other?

I couldn’t believe the highway department called my father a thief

I stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was

As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding my field

What gets wetter the more it dries?