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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me.

After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test on the National Health Service, a friend of mine decided to have his next test carried out while visiting in Thailand.

A while back, when I was considerably younger, I picked up a lovely date at her parents' home.

"Well," said Bob, "I got kicked out of the Trivia Contest"

There's absolutely no knowing what new trend is about to pop up in the world. Take yarn bombing, for instance. If, like me, you've never heard of it before, it's a subversive new form of knitting.

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term paper.

Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing. He asked his wife Mary if she would go to Bunnings and pick up a hinge.

Olef and Sven were fishing on Lake Taupo when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Ole for a light.

As an initiative of the Counselling Awareness Week (May 9 - 16) Home and Family Counselling is launching a FREE E-Book which is generating a huge amount of interest in New Zealand.

This is David's story, and this time, his lips aren't sealed.