Interests

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. Cruising along, they came to an intersection.

Three men were walking aimlessly in the desert. They came upon a castle. Dying of thirst, they decided to go into the castle.

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

'For over 60 years I remained silent…but now, I am breaking my silence to bear witness.'

"Cash, check or charge?" the cashier asked...

A man walks up to a woman and asks...

When I was 16, I hoped that one day I would have a boyfriend.

A bloke goes to the local council to apply for a job in the office.

A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch.