Humour

“Hedgehogs – why can’t they...

A cement mixer collided with a prison van.

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?

I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

Why was everyone so tired on April 1?

There are some friends you know will never pull an April Fools’ Day prank.

A couple of pranksters broke into the local police station and stole all the lavatory equipment.

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Which school subject was the witch’s favourite?

Why was the ghost so tired?