Humour

Years ago, I threw away a boomerang really hard.

What is a vampire’s favourite fruit?

Dentist : “You need a crown“

A man asks his iPhone “Siri, why am I still single?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Whats the difference between spinach and boogies?

Submarine racing...

A man is talking to God. “God, how long is a million years?”

A teddy bear is working on a building site.

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages