Humour

What do you call an angry carrot?

What does the dentist of the year get?

Why is grass so dangerous?

Knock, knock! Who’s there? 

What’s the absolute best Christmas present?

What did the wise men say after they offered up their gifts?

How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?

Where do polar bears keep their money?

Why did the baby strawberry cry?

A man was hit in the head with a soda