Humour

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed

Just before a funeral service, the undertaker went up to the very elderly widow and asked

I’m always getting run over by the same bike, same day each month, same place, month after month.

I wanted to tell you a vacuum joke.

“I had a big fight with my husband, I'm coming to live with you."

Patient: Doctor help me please, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get this intense stinging in my eye

We have a strange custom in our office. The food has names.

Need cheering up?

Customer in a Boutique; "Could I try the dress in the shop window, please?"

I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday.