The Ultimate Computer stood at the end of the Ultimate Computer Company's production line.
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While working for an organisation delivering lunches to the elderly
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NASA decided to send a shuttle into space with two monkeys
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An absent-minded husband thought he had conquered his problem
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While they're not the answers the examiners were looking for, we suppose they're not technically wrong!
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What did one toilet say to another?
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A former Sergeant in the Marines took a new job as a high school teacher.
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How do you keep a fool in suspense?
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What do cows read the most?
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My husband, who is an auto mechanic, received a repair order that read: "Check for clunking noise when going around corners."




