Humour

What did the termite say after walking into the bar?

What do you call a shoe made from a banana?

What job did the frog have at the hotel?

What kind of shoes do burglars wear?

Why wouldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino?

Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?

Why did the restaurant hire a pig?

Why won’t swords ever become obsolete?

What happens when frogs park illegally?

How do you make a water bed bouncier?