Humour

An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office.

What not to say when you get pulled over:

I never do the same mistake twice

I went to see the doctor about my short-term memory problems

What do you call the soft tissue between a shark’s teeth?

Need cheering up?

What do you get when you wake up on a workday and realise you ran out of coffee?

A dung beetle goes into a bar and asks,

Dentist: "You’ll need a crown"

Whats the difference between spinach and boogers?