Humour

A homeless man comes up to the front door of a neat looking farmhouse

What kind of key opens a banana?

Why do the birds fly south for the winter?

What do you call a South American girl who is always in a hurry?

Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?

What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What’s easy to get into but hard to get out of?

What streets do ghosts haunt?

Did you hear about the carrot detective?