Humour

A Roman legionnaire walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says

Working in a mirror factory

I tried to catch fog yesterday

Someone stole my mood ring yesterday

I started a new job as a tailor

Why don’t blind people skydive?

I can never take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him

What do you get from a pampered cow?

I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster

What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?